*The most overused line in all of reality TV: "How dare you judge me!"
*I would have done 'roids, too, but I wouldn't have gone around being the poster boy for "doing it clean."
*Playing a game of G-E-I-C-O at the NBA All Star game is a stupid promotional stunt. The only funny caveman I've ever seen was portrayed by Brendan Fraser in Encino Man.
*Kobe needs to take better shots.
*Radiohead is awesome even though their performance was tainted with those filthy Trojans.
*I'm amazed at how fast life seems to be passing by. I celebrated my 21st birthday 7 years ago. This is sickening to me.